The blonde, the brunette and the redhead begin to climb. On the 24th step, unable to help herself, the brunette laughs and goes to hell. On the 60th step, the redhead laughs at the joke, and goes to hell as well. On the 99th step, just as God was about to say another joke, the blonde burst out laughing.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are trapped on an island kilometers from shore, and the only way to get back is to swim. The brunette goes kilometers, gets tired, and drowns. The redhead goes kilometers, gets tired, and also drowns. Then the blonde gets to kilometers, gets tired, turns around and swims back.
Three girls are stuck in a desert a blonde, a red head, and a brunette, and then the find a magic lamp and they each have 1 wish, the red head says a life time supply of water, the brunette says food and shelter and the blonde say a car door so i can roll down the window and feel the breeze! A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, and the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted.